1. michaxl:

    the first person to be mute must have been like

    (Source: michaxl, via unpopuler)

     

  2. heyreallygiger:

    if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

    (Source: slaphat, via tipslip)

     

  3. eatingisfab:

    "Are you kidding me?"
    “No, im adulting you”

    (via userbar)

     

  4. hospitalstays:

    image

    school cum

    (Source: coolcorpses, via hotboyproblems)

     
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  6. gotitforcheap:

    cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?

    me: sure do! 8:15

    cute girl on the street: thanks 

    me: so what are we?

    (via hotboyproblems)

     

  7. nuntendo:

    image

    yet another over-sexualised halloween costume

    (via tipslip)

     

  8. flashakaviolet:

    willsicott:

    tuxedoandex:

    ugly:

    What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

    what

    Guardians of the Galaxy

    Get out

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

     

  9. croutoncat:

    i’ve got like 2 friends maybe 2.5

    (via unpopuler)

     
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  12. netlfix:

    hash browns will be served at my wedding

    (Source: netlfix, via unpopuler)

     

  13. trait:

    when you meet a canadian and start a conversation

    image

    (via hotboyproblems)

     
  14. lolzpicx:

    Snapchatting in public

    (Source: oprahsmom, via hotboyproblems)

     

  15. korra:

    i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)